9 THINGS THAT INEVITABLY HAPPEN AT TARGET

*With a Big Blog Anniversary on the horizon for me, I thought it would be fun to post some of my older content and most beloved. This one was so well received I published it twice, lol. Content is 9 years old but hey, Target is TIMELESS! Maybe you can relate.

 

Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah. the rush, the deals, the beauty. Target beckons us!! It does, that red bull’s eye is the symbol of life. The epitome of our shopping lusts and addictions! lol.

So, it goes something like this.......

1. You go in for eyeshadow and almond butter.

 It'll take what? 5 minutes? 10 tops?

You come out 1 hour later with a cart full and 

you forgot the darn eyeshadow. 

 

2. You will not look in the Dollar Spot

Only on your way in, you see those red and white checked plastic hot dog holders and well, you WILL have a backyard BBQ this summer! 

3. AFTER You throw your hot dog holders in the cart, you tell yourself no more, 

NO MORE 

But you HAVE to go on the other side and that's where you fight some lady over the last Disco Ball with a pink straw cup for $3! She, as the more mature lady, decides it's not worth the fight. 

You Holler a tiny "victory"!!!!

4. You tell yourself you won't look at clothes

 

But then you will definitely look at clothes, someone left the "I don't sweat, I sparkle" tank on the end cap. Hmmm, what else is looking cute today?

5. You think to yourself, “But I just looked at the home decor last week."

So, of course, you go look to see if anything has changed. I mean, maybe they got some new outdoor rugs in.

 

6. You will not go into the hair aisle  

Guess what you're doing tonight? Dying your hair, a beautiful shade of extra light natural blond (got it on clearance) and using a smoothing serum.

 

7. You pass the nail polish aisle and stop to take a look, even though you have plenty at home.

 

So, you grab a purple push-up OPI and hot pink sizzle Essie.
Well you don't have these shades yet. 

8. You realize you’ve spent too much time in Target and really need to leave. 

Wait, you have to look at the accessories first! You need a Blue Fedora with a white band to go with your swimsuit.

9. I will not get a fu fu coffee drink, I already had coffee this morning. 

5 minutes later I have a vanilla oat milk latte, roasted red pepper egg white bites and a cake pop, lol. B/C STARBUCKS IS RIGHT HERE IN TARGET!

What did I just do??? I'm good with Target, for awhile.......til next week or Maybe Friday!

Remember Her? Gosh, I miss her!! Mr. Nine always used to compare me to her at the holidays. Oh, the memories. Maybe I'll dress as her for Halloween this year. Bet Target has a costume!

And all the years later, I'm still doing it all, LOL

HAPPY NEW WEEK TARGET LOVERS and 

NON-LOVERS ALIKE..

But really, are you a Target Shopper? 

Any of this ever happened to you?

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xoxo  

"Target: Where people pay more to avoid going to Wal-Mart."

~Anonymous